What Men Want

What Men Want

On this day, he shall have the right to... 

Not have the door banged on his face after an argument

Not sleep on the couch after an argument

Not brush his teeth, preferably

Grow, in every possible way. By not shaving, not paring the nails, but most particularly, not bathing. If the going gets too tough, there's always body spray. (Ever wondered how much deo a man uses?)

Not make the bed

Not clean the toilet floor

Walk all over the house immediately after the floor has been mopped

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1 Year Old Child is Pregnant

One year old child found pregnant in Saudi Arabia. Doctors says it's a unique case for this world! Medical Science Report says : "When the mother of this child was pregnant, she had 2 fetuses inside her. But one of the fetus grew inside the other, this why this girl was born with the other fetus inside her womb."

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Refaeli asked to dump DiCaprio by Israeli group

An Israeli nationalist group has urged Bar Refaeli to dump American boyfriend, actor Leonardo DiCaprio, and settle down with a Jewish husband, says a report. Contactmusic.com reports that Baruch Marzel, an Israeli politician sent a letter on behalf of the Lehava organisation. "It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family's future generations from the Jewish people. Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people," stated the letter. Marzel added that he has "nothing against Mr DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor, Come to your senses, look forward and back too and not only the present. Don't marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don't harm the future generations." The supermodel, who has been dating DiCaprio since 2005, was forced to deny rumours about her engagement earlier this month after she was spotted wearing a ring on her wedding finger.

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Emma Watson splits from longterm beau

Emma Watson has reportedly resumed her single status after splitting from her longterm boyfriend. The Harry Potter actress, who began dating financier Jay Barrymore in 2008, was said to have put an end to the romance just months after moving to the US to pursue a university degree. "Emma and Jay were in trouble for months and with Emma at Brown University in America, the transatlantic gap proved too much for their relationship to survive," the Daily Star quoted a source as telling the Mail. The 19-year-old star was named Hollywood's highest paid female star of 2009 in a list compiled by Vanity Fair magazine.

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Guys' guide to breast terminology

Guys' guide to breast terminology

There are thousands of different words for ****s, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about ****s, and we've created a handy User's Guide to **** Terminology to help you figure out what **** term to use in a given situation.

Breasts


What It Refers To: The superior ventral surface (the upper-torso) of the human body. Usually, the term refers to this area on the female body, while "chest" is more commonly used to describe the upper-torso of male bodies, unless it's a fat *** dude with man-****s.

When It's Used: In medical or technical conversations, or on television when, for some reason, they feel like they can't just say "****s".

Proper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have breast cancer."

Improper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your breasts!"

Bosom


What It Refers To: In reference to the ****s of your mom, grandma, a diety, or any woman who you would never sexualize in a million billion years.

When It's Used: In The Bible, or in reference to where a baby is sleeping.

Proper Usage: "...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her bosom."

Improper Usage: "That stripper was rubbing her bosom all over my face!"

****s or ****ies



What It Refers To: ****s that are covered by clothing with no indication of ******, as in the image above. Because of the lack of ****** visibility, "****" is often used in a more playful tone, rather than a sexual tone.

When It's Used: In everyday conversation between males and females alike. Due to its casual, non-threatening overtones, "****s" is considered a relatively non-sexual term, and is therefore acceptable for conversational use, making "****s" the most popular term for ****s.

Proper Usage: "Hey, boss! Your ****s look pretty good in that sweater."

Improper Usage: "Hey, wife! I'm gonna ****ie-screw you tonight."

Tits or Titties


What It Refers To: ****s that are uncovered by clothing, or covered by clothing but with clear evidence of ******s beneath the clothing, thereby justifying the term's more overt sexual tone.

When It's Used: When two men are discussing ****s in a sexual way.

Proper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your tits!"

Improper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have titty cancer."

Buzongas or Guzongas


What It Refers To: ****s that are cartoonishly large, or the large ****s of an actual cartoon, like Jessica Rabbit.

When It's Used: Usually in a conversation with other dudes, delivered in a manner of joking or comical disbelief. Most other ridiculous **** terms fall into this category as well (i.e.- knockers, chesticles, cans, hooters, funbags, dairy pillows, baby feeders, boulders, devil's dumplings, flapdoodles, goombas, honkers, jugs, melons, milk bombs, num-nums, wopbopaloobops, sweater cows, etc.).

Proper Usage: "Did you see that chick smash the beer can with her guzongas?"

Improper Usage: ""...And lo, mom held the child unto her guzongas."

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Megan Fox not game for one-night stands

Megan Fox says the idea of one-night stands makes her sick and that she has slept with just two men. Apart from her current boyfriend, actor Brian Austin Green, the 23-year-old beauty says she's only been with her childhood boyfriend. "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand," she said. Fox blames herself for the way the media portray her as a man eater. "My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me but I regret the way I have dealt with it," she said. Fox says she's currently leading a quiet life with boyfriend Green and help raise his son Kassius, 8, which she says media tends to overlook. "I am a stepmother to the fullest extent. I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way."

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Brangelina inside story revealed in new book

Details of the much discussed courtship between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and more will be revealed in a new book by author Jenny Paul. Paul has spent six years in researching for her book "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story". According to imdb.com, the author is convinced she has the goods on the couple's private worlds when they met on the set of "Mr and Mrs. Smith" in 2004. Paul has also unearthed details of Jolie's sexual liaisons around the time of her first Pitt meeting and claims she was dating ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller and actor Ralph Fiennes. Paul's claims linking Jolie to Mick Jagger are sure to shock more than any other facts in the book. She says in her book that Jolie slept with Jagger around the time she appeared in the 1997 Rolling Stones video for "Anybody Seen My Baby". The book also features revelations about the couple's expanding family and claims the pair plans to have 13 children -- "some will be adopted, some will be biological", Paul says.

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Stay away from Angelina Jolie: Vanessa to Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp's long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis has banned him from shooting a passionate love scene with The Tourist co-star Angelina Jolie, it has emerged. French singer Paradis, who has two kids with the actor, is not comfortable with Depp's impending love scene, according to the New York Post. "Infact, Paradis has told Depp to find another gig," reports the Daily Telegraph. "Paradis found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between Depp and Jolie," a source close to the project said. In the film, Jolie plays an Interpol agent who seduces a tourist, played by Depp, in order to flush out a criminal she slept with in the past.

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Katona's ex-husband took cash bribes to betray her

Singer Kerry Katona's estranged husband has revealed that he cashed in on her popularity by taking money from the paparazzi to reveal her whereabouts. Mark Croft, who was a cab driver, said he even revealed details of the emotional first meeting between Katona and her biological father's children, reports dailymail.co.uk "When I did earn money by tipping people off, she went mad. I would tell photographers where she was going and get paid for it. Kerry went mental when she found out but it didn't stop me, I don't feel guilty," he said. Croft admitted that he would taunt his wife, who suffers from bipolar disorder, until she lost her temper. "I could push it to the limit. I know how to wind her up to the point she would start screaming at me," he said. However, he refuses to take the blame for the end of their marriage, claiming Katona was having an affair with a sports instructor she met at a weight loss bootcamp. He said he had taken back her wedding and engagement rings. "I hate her".

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Taylor Swift finds ex boyfriend hot

They may not be dating any more but country singer Taylor Swift still thinks that Taylor Lautner is the most "hot" guy around. When the 20-year-old singer was asked who she thinks is hot, she shyly replied: "Um, well, Taylor Lautner." The duo dated casually last year before calling it quits in late December, reports people.com. Swift also shared the difficulties that come with her celebrity status. "I've had countless opportunities to do some really bad things. And then people start combing through everything I do trying to find the next mistake and misperception, which leads to more scrutiny," she said. She admitted that constant media spotlight creates extra challenges that she has no control over. "Like, if I go to a bar, even if I'm not drinking, who's to say that a source isn't going to say that I was doing something I shouldn't have been doing? So it's not only about your own moral compass, but the moral compasses of other people that you don't know," she said.

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Lindsay Lohan demands $100 mn over 'milkaholic' ad

Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan may not be getting the plum film roles anymore, but she might bring in millions in a lawsuit over a widely viewed television ad. Lohan, 23, has sued online brokerage E-Trade for $100 million alleging that a company ad in which a baby named Lindsay is referred to as a "milkaholic" violated her rights, according to the New York Post Tuesday. The ad debuted during the Super Bowl in February and featured a baby boy apologising to his girlfriend for standing her up because he was too busy trading shares. "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" the baby girl asks before another baby girl pops into the screen saying, "Milk-a-whaaat?" It was the latest in a series of ads featuring the babies in a bid to show the ease of the online trading system. In the lawsuit filed Monday, Lohan's lawyer said the ad was a clear reference to her client, who has a dismal record of substance abuse. "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said in a statement. "They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan." A statement from the ad agency that produced the commercial denied that it was referring to Lohan, and said they "just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team".

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Can't Live Without Sex: Avatar Star Zoe Saldana

"Avatar" actress Zoe Saldana has revealed her passion for sex and claims she cannot live without it. "S is for Sex. Love it, love it, love it... can't live without it. I love sex. I love skin. I don't believe the body is something to hide. I think in American society we're messing up our kids by taking away the education on, and awareness of, our sexuality and replacing it with violence, guns and video games-and we're breeding little criminals," she said. Saldana, who lives with her long-term boyfriend Keith Britton, says she is proud of her body and thinks people should be encouraged to take a greater interest in their sexuality from a young age to stop them turning to crime, reports femalefirst.co.uk. The 31-year-old star also admitted she won't rule out ever starring in a graphic sex scene in any of her movies. "If you asked a painter, 'Are you going to paint in red?' the answer would be, 'I'm going to paint paintings and if one day there is red in it, there's red in it'," she said.

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