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Friday, December 24, 2010
Have a Pleasant Life!!
It's another Morning.....
......Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh.. Its already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone??? I screamed.
I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me check. I said to myself.
So many people.. Not all of them crying But why some of them crying
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor
I AM HERE I shouted!!! No one listen.
LOOK I AM NOT DEAD I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
Am I dead?? I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life thanks for being there always when I need them and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears Ohh he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, Dear friend I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.
But one sec. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying
OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
YOU R BEAUTIFUL I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
GOD!!!! I screamed a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried
One more chance please to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life.
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted.
GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping.
Ohh that was just a dream.
My wife was there she can hear me
This is the happiest moment of my life
I hugged her and whispered. U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR
I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I'm happy.
THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.
SO,
Now it's not late..
forget Ur Egos, Past and Xpress Ur love to others
Be friendly Keep smiling forever.
......Again I have to go to office.
Ohh, this is me I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange
One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.
Its morning now, ohh.. Its already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone??? I screamed.
I think there is a crowd outside my room, let me check. I said to myself.
So many people.. Not all of them crying But why some of them crying
WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor
I AM HERE I shouted!!! No one listen.
LOOK I AM NOT DEAD I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.
I went back to my bed room.
Am I dead?? I asked myself.
Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?
I found them in the next room, all of them were crying still trying to console each other.
My wife was crying she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.
How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life thanks for being there always when I need them and sorry for not being there when they really need me..
I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears Ohh he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.
I went there.. And offered him my hand, Dear friend I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me.
No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.
But one sec. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness AM I REALLY DEAD???
I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying
OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
YOU R BEAUTIFUL I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.
GOD!!!! I screamed a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
I cried
One more chance please to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life.
Then I looked up and cried!!!!
I shouted.
GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!
"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"
I was sleeping.
Ohh that was just a dream.
My wife was there she can hear me
This is the happiest moment of my life
I hugged her and whispered. U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR
I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I'm happy.
THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE.
SO,
Now it's not late..
forget Ur Egos, Past and Xpress Ur love to others
Be friendly Keep smiling forever.
Ideas are not the monopoly of the educated......
Good ideas are not the monopoly of the highly educated
A lady bought some bathing soaps from a shop. When she opened one of the packets, she found that it was empty. There was no soap in there; it was just an empty wrapper! She lodged a complaint against the manufacturer and got her claim. That being settled, there was a task before the management of the soap factory. How had this happened? How could they ensure that the incident did not occur again? They had suffered enough bad publicity besides having to pay the compensation to the lady.
After a detailed investigation, it was discovered, that during the process of wrapping, it so happened that inevitably, one or two wrappers did get through, having no bar of soap in them! There was no way to make out the difference between a full wrapper and an empty one. The process of handling each one separately for this purpose seemed to be very cumbersome. So, the technical head was given the job of devising a method to overcome the problem. The man prepared a detailed report and proposed the setting up of a computer based system that would weigh and scan each bar, for the empty packs would not get detected by a normal x-ray machine. He proposed an expenditure of a large amount to put this system into place.
The management heard him out and passed the order to release the funds and to buy the machinery that he had proposed. An uneducated worker said, "Excuse me Sir, for my impertinence, but I have a solution that shall cost a fraction of what you are planning to go in for."
The management hesitated initially. But eventually they heard him out and agreed to try out his proposal. The next day, the worker brought a strong industrial fan. He put it at an angle near the conveyor belt on which the packed soap bars were coming through and switched it on. The few empty wrappers that came through got blown off by the fan! The rest of them went past easily.
A simple solution, for a complex problem! This goes to prove that ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.
A lady bought some bathing soaps from a shop. When she opened one of the packets, she found that it was empty. There was no soap in there; it was just an empty wrapper! She lodged a complaint against the manufacturer and got her claim. That being settled, there was a task before the management of the soap factory. How had this happened? How could they ensure that the incident did not occur again? They had suffered enough bad publicity besides having to pay the compensation to the lady.
After a detailed investigation, it was discovered, that during the process of wrapping, it so happened that inevitably, one or two wrappers did get through, having no bar of soap in them! There was no way to make out the difference between a full wrapper and an empty one. The process of handling each one separately for this purpose seemed to be very cumbersome. So, the technical head was given the job of devising a method to overcome the problem. The man prepared a detailed report and proposed the setting up of a computer based system that would weigh and scan each bar, for the empty packs would not get detected by a normal x-ray machine. He proposed an expenditure of a large amount to put this system into place.
The management heard him out and passed the order to release the funds and to buy the machinery that he had proposed. An uneducated worker said, "Excuse me Sir, for my impertinence, but I have a solution that shall cost a fraction of what you are planning to go in for."
The management hesitated initially. But eventually they heard him out and agreed to try out his proposal. The next day, the worker brought a strong industrial fan. He put it at an angle near the conveyor belt on which the packed soap bars were coming through and switched it on. The few empty wrappers that came through got blown off by the fan! The rest of them went past easily.
A simple solution, for a complex problem! This goes to prove that ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.
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The Friday Post !!!
Hi All starting this thread... The Friday Post !!!... Pls add your thoughts on life in general to motivate let down people in whole and to cheer up who are thinking life is otherwise... This thread is for the general well being of anyone who visits SBF which will be updated every Friday ... !!!
Once there were two eggs discussing what they wanted to be when they hatched. The first egg said, "I want to be an oyster when I hatch. An oyster just lay in the water and never has to make any decisions. The currents of the ocean move it about, so it doesn't have to plan.
The ocean water passing by brings its food. Whatever the ocean provides is what the oyster receives, no more, no less." The first egg continued, "That's the life for me. It may be limited, but there are no decisions and no responsibilities. There is a secured existence controlled only by the ocean."
The second egg said, "That's not the life for me. I wish to be an eagle. An eagle is free to go where it wants and to do as it pleases. Of course it is responsible for hunting its own food and making survival decisions, but it is also free to fly as high as the mountains." The second egg continued, "The eagle is in control, instead of being controlled by others. I want no limits placed on me, nor do I want to be a slave of the ocean. Consequently, I am willing to expend the effort required to live the life of an eagle."
The eagle is a symbol of strength, speed, height, and freedom. It is able to soar to great heights and have a beautiful view of the world. However, the eagle has to pay the price for what benefits it has, by having to work, risk and fight for its survival.
For freedom and success there is always a price to pay. Of course to play it save we can choose to take the course of action of the oyster to be in our comfort zone and achieve nothing.
Once there were two eggs discussing what they wanted to be when they hatched. The first egg said, "I want to be an oyster when I hatch. An oyster just lay in the water and never has to make any decisions. The currents of the ocean move it about, so it doesn't have to plan.
The ocean water passing by brings its food. Whatever the ocean provides is what the oyster receives, no more, no less." The first egg continued, "That's the life for me. It may be limited, but there are no decisions and no responsibilities. There is a secured existence controlled only by the ocean."
The second egg said, "That's not the life for me. I wish to be an eagle. An eagle is free to go where it wants and to do as it pleases. Of course it is responsible for hunting its own food and making survival decisions, but it is also free to fly as high as the mountains." The second egg continued, "The eagle is in control, instead of being controlled by others. I want no limits placed on me, nor do I want to be a slave of the ocean. Consequently, I am willing to expend the effort required to live the life of an eagle."
The eagle is a symbol of strength, speed, height, and freedom. It is able to soar to great heights and have a beautiful view of the world. However, the eagle has to pay the price for what benefits it has, by having to work, risk and fight for its survival.
For freedom and success there is always a price to pay. Of course to play it save we can choose to take the course of action of the oyster to be in our comfort zone and achieve nothing.
Top 10 Failed Electronic Gadgets
People belonging to a certain age group today will swear that they cannot live without their electronic gadgets. However, even they couldn't help but laugh at how bizarre and unnecessary the following were. 
1. The Wearable Computer
The Pomo Wearable Computer was manufactured by Xybernaut in 2002. It was what it sounds like- a computer you can wear. Why would people want to roam around with wires hanging off their heads and limbs, is a good question the company should have asked itself before wasting their money and effort. 
2. Zune
This MP3 player was manufactured by Microsoft and the main aim was to 'kill' the iPod. It did not even come close to beating the other music player's popularity as it was ugly, bulky and very expensive. Apart from that, its sound quality was inferior and the music-sharing interface was full of flaws. 
3. The Taser Mp3 Player
We all know what a taser is- an electronic device that is usually used by the police to calm down violent criminals but without hurting them. It gives out electric current which prevents the other person from using his muscles. A Taser MP3 player was released in 2008 and it was basically a taster-cum-music player- you could put your favorite tunes into a taser. The company made it in a variety of patterns but nothing could help this bizarre gadget. 
4. Apple's Earbuds
One would think that Steve Jobs would be careful about making sure that the iPod's earbuds are comfortable and wearable. It's shocking that they muddle up the sound, fit awkwardly and die out within a short period of time. 
5. TwitterPeek
TwitterPeek looks like a smartphone but you can only access Twitter on it and nothing else. Phones today are able enough to allow the user to make calls, send texts, listen to music and use every website in cyber space. So why would anybody want to purchase this gadget? When it was released and its singular feature was made clear, people thought it was a joke but alas, it wasn't. 
6. The Amstrad E-m@iler Telephone
With the help of this useless gadget, you could send emails and make calls at the same time. It was basically a huge telephone with a screen and keyboard. Why would somebody choose an impractical, repulsive-looking gadget over a functioning and attractive mobile phone? 
7. Oakley Thump Sunglasses
These sunglasses had a built-in audio player and attached headphones. Sure, it was convenient but not too necessary as far as gadgets are concerned. It is not too difficult to carry sunglasses and an MP3 player at the same time.
8. Wink Glasses
These were meant for those who are addicted to the computer or their play stations. The main purpose of the gadget was to remind the user to keep blinking so that eye strain could be avoided. 
9. Squircle
This gadget not only looks odd enough but is apparently meant to be a MP3 player. However, unlike normal music players that have decent memories, this one has a SD card which stores the files instead. 
10. The Violet Nabaztag
This plastic bunny was released in 2006. It looks annoying and has a 'face' that you just want to break open. You can use it to send messages, music files and also- wait for it, receive them! The 'best' part about it is that it will read out everything you happen to come across on the internet.
1. The Wearable Computer
The Pomo Wearable Computer was manufactured by Xybernaut in 2002. It was what it sounds like- a computer you can wear. Why would people want to roam around with wires hanging off their heads and limbs, is a good question the company should have asked itself before wasting their money and effort.
2. Zune
This MP3 player was manufactured by Microsoft and the main aim was to 'kill' the iPod. It did not even come close to beating the other music player's popularity as it was ugly, bulky and very expensive. Apart from that, its sound quality was inferior and the music-sharing interface was full of flaws.
3. The Taser Mp3 Player
We all know what a taser is- an electronic device that is usually used by the police to calm down violent criminals but without hurting them. It gives out electric current which prevents the other person from using his muscles. A Taser MP3 player was released in 2008 and it was basically a taster-cum-music player- you could put your favorite tunes into a taser. The company made it in a variety of patterns but nothing could help this bizarre gadget.
4. Apple's Earbuds
One would think that Steve Jobs would be careful about making sure that the iPod's earbuds are comfortable and wearable. It's shocking that they muddle up the sound, fit awkwardly and die out within a short period of time.
5. TwitterPeek
TwitterPeek looks like a smartphone but you can only access Twitter on it and nothing else. Phones today are able enough to allow the user to make calls, send texts, listen to music and use every website in cyber space. So why would anybody want to purchase this gadget? When it was released and its singular feature was made clear, people thought it was a joke but alas, it wasn't.
6. The Amstrad E-m@iler Telephone
With the help of this useless gadget, you could send emails and make calls at the same time. It was basically a huge telephone with a screen and keyboard. Why would somebody choose an impractical, repulsive-looking gadget over a functioning and attractive mobile phone?
7. Oakley Thump Sunglasses
These sunglasses had a built-in audio player and attached headphones. Sure, it was convenient but not too necessary as far as gadgets are concerned. It is not too difficult to carry sunglasses and an MP3 player at the same time.
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8. Wink Glasses
These were meant for those who are addicted to the computer or their play stations. The main purpose of the gadget was to remind the user to keep blinking so that eye strain could be avoided.
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9. Squircle
This gadget not only looks odd enough but is apparently meant to be a MP3 player. However, unlike normal music players that have decent memories, this one has a SD card which stores the files instead.
10. The Violet Nabaztag
This plastic bunny was released in 2006. It looks annoying and has a 'face' that you just want to break open. You can use it to send messages, music files and also- wait for it, receive them! The 'best' part about it is that it will read out everything you happen to come across on the internet.
Merry Christmas 2010!
Since about 400 AD, Christians have celebrated the birth of Jesus. 'Christ' means 'Messiah' or 'Anointed One' - the title given to Jesus - and 'Mass' was a religious festival.
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